[_Nagash_]

Siden alt er kaldt og dekket av snø, Playstation Network har tryna og alle mine Heavy Rain save games har sluttet å fungere, må man finne trøst i noe annet.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



Mvh
Robin

[alfaromeogirl]

Hahahah. Takk. Det hjalp på en mørk morgen ^^,

[Vol]

kanon

[Devilizer]

Hehehe
her var det da mye å ta til seg

[simentp]

Haha, var noen gode vitser der